Secrets of Updates That Nearly Broke Us
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Wait… we haven’t been cancelled yet? Nice! In that case, let’s take a deep dive into the updates that still give our developers nightmares. Discover what Village and Pillage was almost called, and gasp at several other shocking revelations that I genuinely cannot remember even though I wrote the script for this episode and have seen it about a hundred times - they’re just THAT shocking!

The awesome painting "Skull on Fire" used with permission of and thanks to Kristoffer Zetterstrand: zetterstrand.com/

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  • EliteGodzillagaming
    EliteGodzillagaming

    Its so funny that marilla said the marilla update

  • Brylle Abrigo
    Brylle Abrigo

    im cackling at "android that makes us paranoid"

  • VOID
    VOID

    M.a.r.i.l.l.a.c.r.a.f.t

  • Lowmoon
    Lowmoon

    Hello

  • Aiden Le
    Aiden Le

    2:11

  • KingSakib _2004
    KingSakib _2004

    Minecaft2

  • Zero (or Azure)
    Zero (or Azure)

    Man they should add more pets or a way to stay longer in the underwater caves

  • Ralph Meltsner
    Ralph Meltsner

    Just noticed the title drops in, just like the alphas… My cousin was playing old Minecraft, and it looked like that… I miss that screensaver.

  • yooaan x
    yooaan x

    why didn't they talk about herobrine

  • Richard Gates
    Richard Gates

    Can you add sharks 🦈

  • Sonicxs Playz
    Sonicxs Playz

    Narrator voice is like the voice from peppa pig

  • BLOXY_NOB
    BLOXY_NOB

    Add the farlands again

  • Devadath Sabarish
    Devadath Sabarish

    I love the reference to the Ori games they did at 2:04.

  • se Rewz
    se Rewz

    MARILA sounds like stress monster

  • Xenon
    Xenon

    They kind of remind me of Phoenix and Maya

  • Cyndaquil King
    Cyndaquil King

    2:39 I like this since they found the narrator in a cave according to caves and cliffs in how we make Minecraft

  • MoreZoeyness
    MoreZoeyness

    Mojang's humor is so on point!!! Hahahaha I love how they make fun of themselves!

  • FILP YOUNES
    FILP YOUNES

    Oi mojang

  • Iwona
    Iwona

    Can you make new mobs mods please update please please

  • Mojang gamer
    Mojang gamer

    Hello

  • Mitko Dimitrov
    Mitko Dimitrov

    Lol

  • Hifaltt
    Hifaltt

    OK but are we gonna ignore M. I. R. A. L. L. A and NARRATOR being so relatable and humorous? Yes? Are you sur- OK...

  • Dragonlord798
    Dragonlord798

    how do i get the forever alone update on my wii u version

  • Bite gaming
    Bite gaming

    lol

  • The medieval barbarian
    The medieval barbarian

    This is one of the things I love about Minecraft, the creators aren’t board members in a major city sitting around a table asking how much money they can milk from the player. Instead they actually care about the players voice and even let the community play an important role in the games evolution.

  • William West
    William West

    5:00 why cobble here

  • Dan Gaming
    Dan Gaming

    5:47 I want to put this on my wall

  • ANoob InVoid
    ANoob InVoid

    2:00 pLaY OrI

  • Mr. Pokemon Holmes
    Mr. Pokemon Holmes

    5:07 😆🤣

  • Frunzee
    Frunzee

    CAN YOU PLEASE UPDATE PS3

    • InfinityNess
      InfinityNess

      all console versions are discontinued

  • Pishon Gihon
    Pishon Gihon

    Can we just quit dying in loading screens, its ruining so many of my survival worlds.

  • A D C
    A D C

    4:15 Yikes with that Nintendo DMCA

  • Funky Doge
    Funky Doge

    1:10 Dont Click...

  • ranibro
    ranibro

    Imagine dolphins being the equivalent of sea dragons from RLCraft

  • ShinyRavengamergirl
    ShinyRavengamergirl

    I love the minecraft narrators humor, Also, What about herobrine?-

  • Brother Nicole
    Brother Nicole

    hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahhahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • CAT CAVE
    CAT CAVE

    Eagerly waiting for better together update 2.0

  • Masked Man
    Masked Man

    Aw cmon, you couldnt just give us a sneak peak at a texture in c and c

  • Darkz
    Darkz

    They should make this a ISdowns Series.

  • PianoBoy [LucarioFan]
    PianoBoy [LucarioFan]

    Thank you Mojang. Now I want the M.A.R.I.L.L.A Update.

  • The narrator has drowned

  • Minecraft quiero que pongan el maiz

  • Finn Skywalker
    Finn Skywalker

    Hey so Narrator I have a server so if u ever feel lonely just remember... Nobody joins mine so

  • cahtriel yeli
    cahtriel yeli

    I have minecraft 1.17.0 bedrock edition :)

  • Adam Wagner
    Adam Wagner

    Celpopobia

  • Addon World
    Addon World

    I love minecraft collab

  • LayeredKnot Gaming
    LayeredKnot Gaming

    5:00 Ssundee: YEESSSSSSS

  • Lentini James
    Lentini James

    If minercaft can’t add sharks, how did they found the death sound of dolphins, axolotls, and pandas?

  • Sara Williams
    Sara Williams

    Marilla?

  • Tim C.
    Tim C.

    Mojang you better put these mods or I will delete Minecraft

  • giacomo morasso
    giacomo morasso

    I'm really happy that they won't remove cobblestone. I think that is a very important think

  • isAllen237
    isAllen237

    :) :( :/

  • Mohamed Khafid Bin Ramli Student
    Mohamed Khafid Bin Ramli Student

    Can we talk about the seeds now? because I made a New World then called it "Tallest mountain" to get a tall mountain BUT THEN THEY SPAWN ME NOT IN A VILLAGE, NOT IN JUNGLE BIOME,NOT AN ISLAND (which I don't know why I said that. Islands are not rare? or are they?)*clears throat* *inhales*NOT A RUINED NETHER PORTAL,NOT A UNDERWATER RAVEEN BUT ALL!!!! HOW RARE IS THAT AND I DIDN'T EVEN DO A SEED

  • Hemant Prajapati
    Hemant Prajapati

    Minecraft is the best game in the world I have ever played

  • TheAdvertisement
    TheAdvertisement

    1:47 I love how Narrator is covered in kelp after falling into the ocean.

  • TheAdvertisement
    TheAdvertisement

    0:14 Totem of undying doesn't work irl? Godammit that was my plan for destroying the government.

  • Maki GamingYT
    Maki GamingYT

    Minecarft is beta

  • Maddi Catty Ryan
    Maddi Catty Ryan

    I'm assuming making these videos take forever to make knowing that the update you leaked has been out...

  • JustABorb
    JustABorb

    did they just say Sea Of Thieves *Bosun Bill starts to play*

  • Vincenzo Wii sport Resort
    Vincenzo Wii sport Resort

    Java is batter

  • Furret Official
    Furret Official

    -Removed herobrine should be REMOVED!!

  • Rajat Kumar
    Rajat Kumar

    Notch auto graph please

  • Café Stifflered
    Café Stifflered

    She set his poster on fire. :D

  • Submit Last
    Submit Last

    My frend was angry wen I told him something and I had to explain why Minecraft aka mojang can’t release 1.19 early

  • Brian Restrepo
    Brian Restrepo

    minecraft please new update 1.18 please minecraft

    • InfinityNess
      InfinityNess

      it takes hard work to play test, debug, make ideas and script it

  • Brian Restrepo
    Brian Restrepo

    new apdate please minecraft

  • Tuberfacee
    Tuberfacee

    "updates that nearly broke us" ik one update that nearly broke that is not on this video Is the update when notch has selled Minecraft for Microsoft.

  • Milo 8011
    Milo 8011

    They need to do a collab with rick and morty

  • enobito
    enobito

    no hax update maybe

  • EpicGamer141
    EpicGamer141

    I love the Circle Update Blasphemy

  • aru isra
    aru isra

    lol

  • The Shadow Commando
    The Shadow Commando

    "android that makes us paranoid"

  • engineer gaming
    engineer gaming

    day 172 of waiting for them to say something about russians

  • Jesse Mills
    Jesse Mills

    Allright, what's the seed to the cobblestone pic?

  • Three Toe
    Three Toe

    Mojang: The totem of dying doesn’t work in real life Me: Ah yes, The memes

  • Daniela Valdez
    Daniela Valdez

    Minecraft we add them onto you may disappear the monster and the boys different ways model they seemed a call monsters that could win

    • Pilachi
      Pilachi

      What

  • hey there !
    hey there !

    Dolphins should be our cute ridable friendly guide to the minecraft oceans

  • Milk Cult Leader
    Milk Cult Leader

    5:07 the screenshot might be real given by the fact that flowers and grass are on sand

  • Gavin McNab
    Gavin McNab

    Can you bring back 3D pinoclay?

  • Snotty Duck
    Snotty Duck

    looped

  • Javier Segura
    Javier Segura

    Caves and Cliffs are like the only real updates this game has gotten in decades. All the other updates are just at the level of a mediocre to barely decent modder.

    • Qwe
      Qwe

      ???

  • Tricky Twins
    Tricky Twins

    0:23🙀🙀🙀

  • AygianAlt
    AygianAlt

    This is the kind of stuff that I enjoy at 3 AM.

  • ✰Ima_Cube✰
    ✰Ima_Cube✰

    "Because of my crippling fear of kelp" me too Marilla. Me too😔

  • Mike Wolf
    Mike Wolf

    I think I’ve already have a snap shot of the forever alone update in fact I’ve been playing it for quite a while by mow

  • Miguel Aquino
    Miguel Aquino

    Se dieron cuenta que cuando enfocaron la piedra la parte de atrás era la seed de el fondo original de Minecraft?

  • LUKAS  games
    LUKAS games

    Jkkk

  • minicraft jp
    minicraft jp

    Kkkkj

  • Clqri Playz
    Clqri Playz

    NO NO NO NO DON’T EVER EVER ADD CIRCLES DON’T EVEN MARK THE UPDATE AS BLASPHEMY

  • ✞︎ DOUGLAS ✞︎
    ✞︎ DOUGLAS ✞︎

    Bom demais 😎

  • Bartosz Bednarczyk
    Bartosz Bednarczyk

    NEVER CIRCLES IN MINECRAFT PLS

  • BolticBen
    BolticBen

    That computer reminds me of the big computer in the first minecraft story mode

  • RobertGaminPlayz
    RobertGaminPlayz

    @SSundee: Cobblestone 4 life 4:50

  • Pokémon Maya
    Pokémon Maya

    Does anybody relise that StressMonster if the voice of Mirila from HermitCraft!!!

  • Pokémon Maya
    Pokémon Maya

    Why does this Computer voice sound like Stressmomster or ZombieCleo from HermitCraft is one of them the voice actor?

  • brAn
    brAn

    Need a swamp upgrade love your work¡

  • Boing doi
    Boing doi

    4:58 perfection

  • Alunni
    Alunni

    Mojang is surely genious... delaying an update that they didn't even announce.

  • Lickety Spilt Creep
    Lickety Spilt Creep

    Secrets! We all have them like how mojang what's to hide why they didn't added the Green Axolotl, If they are tell all of there secrets then tell us about in green axolotl if you agree then like

  • Lucas G
    Lucas G

    Ok who treated the fish dolphins dropped dolphin meat